The Predator: (2018)

9/7/2024

Synopsis: An alien artifact leads a fight between warring alien races.

The Good: The new Predator was cool. There were plenty of good jokes and a pretty decent cast.

The Bad: This was essentially military porn with the most predictable, trite and boring script possible. It was sexist, cliche’ and filled with unnecessary one-liners.

Best Line: Eat your pussy.’
‘Wait…what?’
‘How you doin?’
‘No…you just said eat your pussy.’
‘How you doin.’
‘No you just said eat my pussy….what the fuck is wrong with him?’
‘I said you’re pushy.’
‘He said you’re pushy.’
‘No, he said eat my pussy.’
‘No, I said sheesh you’re pushy.’
‘No, that’s what he said. I heard it. He said…pushy.
‘What the fuck?
‘Which is also fucking rude.’

Fun Fact: Shane Black wrote Thomas Jane’s character Baxley with Tourette’s syndrome because Black himself has Tourette’s.

Verdict:

Technical: 6.7

Entertainment Value: 7

Genre Rating: 6.8

IMDb Score: 5.3

Total: 6.8